Find and empty contents of Marmot.
Fill Marmot with previously emptied Marmot meat, fiery hot stones, onions, and an obscene amount of salt.
Tie 'er up.
While the fiery hot stone cook the inside, take measures to roast the outside. In this demonstration, a blowtorch was used.
Air leaking out somewhere? Whittle yourself a little plug and stop that leak!
What a hairless, headless beauty.