**and how it turned into 3.
About 4 seconds after arriving in Ho Chi Minh City, I knew I had to get out. Not that it's a bad city or anything, I've just come to realize that I hate cities. They are so crowded, expensive, and really g-d hot. So, I headed down south to Ben Tre, the homeland of the coconut (says anyone you ask in Vietnam).
Ben Tre is a bit unknown on the tourist trail. If tourists visit any town in the Mekong Delta, it's usually Can Tho. But I met this fabulous lady:
who said Ben Tre is where it's at. A few hours later, I was on my way. Oh, that lady above is Van. She let me crash with her and her family in Ben Tre. I will gush and fawn over these people in just a bit. So anyway, Van and fam live above the shop that they own, selling various pieces of shrine-ery. Buddhas, incense, prayer beads, etc. It's delightfully small and every last corner of her house is filled with the shop's over flow.
So, on my arrival, I was introduced to Van's mother and father, who wasted no time making me feel at home. Within minutes, I had a glass of water, a pair of slippers, and a request to be home in thirty minutes for a home-made lunch.
Before lunch, Van and I had a conversation that went something like this:
Van: Do you enjoy all food?
Me: Heck ye.
Van: Pork?
Me: Not mutton! Yes!
Van: Vegetables?
Me: Not mutton! Yes!
Van: Shrimp?
Me: Not mutton! Yes!
Van: Dog?
Me: Not mu... WHAT??
Yes, friends and family, I am in a place where some people (not all, in fact not many) enjoy the fine delicacy of DOG.
Our chef and a delicious dog-free meal. |
Words cannot describe this meal. The best I can do is to tell you to come to Vietnam, to Ben Tre, stay with this family. We had soup, pork, vegetables and a shrimp stir-fry in COCONUT. They cook EVERYTHING in coconut! Good GOD it's amazing. After this meal, the family told me they wouldn't make it again to ensure I would return to Ben Tre someday. Well played.
Later, Van took me out for a tour (and to find me a bicycle) of Ben Tre. She showed me the "downtown-y" area, as well as where I could take my bike into the countryside the next day.
"Smashed Bananas" - aptly named. Then you grill 'em and dip 'em in coconut sauce! |
And we got our nails did. This cost me just over 1 dollar. After a half hour of work, I felt like I robbed the lady. |
Night Market. They sold avocados AS BIG AS MY HEAD. This place is a paradise. |
A wee-bit treacherous, eh? |
My work-out crew |
[Sidenote: I thought I was tall in Mongolia... I'm a MONSTER here]
Anyway, onto the next activity where she pulled out A SWORD!
Then, we did a little dance like thing while holding a sword. |
Then it got insufferably hot and I went home and passed out here:
I ::heart:: hammocks |
She is standing! I am sitting! |
On a sidenote- Ben Tre was also cheap. Like, real cheap. Over the course of three days, including transportation there and food (and I ate A LOT) and drinks, I spent a grand total of $22. Hoo boy, I want to go back.
Oh crap, the market! I totally went to the market to where they sell fish! and shrimp! and crab! and squid! and eel! and snake! and frog! and bird! and duck! and just about anything you could ever want. Oh, and it's all still alive, too.